Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Episode 2: Merry Black Krampus-Mass

The Geeks rant about Star Wars (again), discuss their highlights from 2013, Matt talks about DC Comics for too long, and they talk about the Santa Clause movies during Talk Trilogy for shits and giggles.

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Star Wars and Other Galactic Funk by Meco © Hip-O Records | The Santa Clause: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by Michael Convertino © Milan Records | Santa Claus is Coming to Town by Alice Cooper © Eagle Rock / Armoury Records | Santa Clause is Coming to Town by Dokken © Razor & Tie | The Night Santa Went Crazy by "Weird Al" Yankovic © Scotti Brothers

1 comment:

  1. I actually listened to this episode with Krampus. Krampus is a good friend of mine and is deeply offended by your portrayal of him. He's going to sue.

    Additionally, Krampus hates the chips. Listening to the sound of crunching chips caused Krampus to have explosive diarrhea all over my carpet. He refused to clean it, and that is causing a serious rift between the two of us.

    Also, Santa Claus inspired by Oden. Oden is the missing link. Basically, Christians needed something sexy to attract pagans, but the fired all their Jewish writers. So, they just took all the pagan characters, stripped them of all fun, and then claimed it as their own.

    Oden's eight legged horse became eight reindeer. Plus, Santa Claus punches less children than Santa ever did. Oden doesn't like children. I also have it on good authority that Oden is Queen Elizabeth's Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather.

    I have an idea for a Batman vs. Superman movie.

    It starts with Joseph Gordon Levitt's character from TDKR in short shorts shopping for special underwear to give to superman for his birthday. Joseph Gordon Levitt is telling everyone how Superman is he BFF.

    Meanwhile, in his penthouse, Superman is on the toilet trying to take a gigantic shit. Superman can't go, however, because he's constipated. The lights in the penthouse go out and then Bruce Wayne enters. Bruce Wayne tells Superman that he is a scourge to be fought and kicks Superman's red and blue ass.

    Superman goes off and trains to fight Batman. Then he comes back and faces Batman only to get an even more severe beating. Eventually Batman realizes he is being manipulated by Lex Luther into fighting Superman and decides to team up with Superman. The two of them, with Joseph Gordon Levitt, go to Lex Luther's base and foil his evil plot.

    Then Joseph Gordon Levitt stands around and talks about how great it is to have two very best pals. Then Bane shows up. It turns out that Lex Luther had Bane revived. Joseph Gordon Levitt decides to handle Bane himself because Levitt is the best Batman ever.

    The statement is followed by an eleven minute sequence where Bane viciously beats Joseph Gordon Levitt's ass. Bane just rips him apart. Joseph Gordon Levitt removes Bane's mask, and then Bane bites off his face. Then Bane pees on Joseph Gordon Levitt and then lights him on fire. Batman and Superman have a good laugh, then they go get a beer. Roll credits.